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In the bustling streets of the crypto city, there strolls our man, the dedicated HODLer, hand in hand with his longtime love, BTC. As they navigate the vibrant market avenue filled with towering buildings and crypto shops, everything seems stable and secure.

But oh, what's this? Our faithful HODLer can't resist the allure of the tantalizing Altcoin, who's turning heads with promises of wild gains and exciting adventures. With a cheeky glance over his shoulder, HODLer's eyes lock onto Altcoin, as if to say, "BTC, who?"

BTC, the jilted lover, grips HODLer's hand tighter, trying to remind him of the stability and reliability they've built together. Yet, HODLer is hypnotized by the sparkly promises Altcoin whispers in his ear.

The city streets witness this love triangle unfold, and as HODLer tugs BTC along, Altcoin grins mischievously, knowing it has successfully sown the seeds of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) in HODLer's heart.

In the end, the crypto city's drama plays out like a trading soap opera, with HODLer torn between the steady and the alluring, leaving us to wonder: Will true love prevail, or will Altcoin's flashy charms prove too irresistible? Only the blockchain knows for sure!

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