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💼📈 Family: "Focus on work!". Me: "Focus on profits!"

This is my form of gambling!

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MarketWatch Weekly
June 12, 2024

💼📈 Family: "Focus on work!". Me: "Focus on profits!"

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When you see someone yelling, "This is my form of gambling!" with that much passion and intensity, you know things have taken a turn for the dramatic. Imagine the scene: family members sitting around the dinner table, concerned looks on their faces, trying to have a serious intervention about your stock market obsession. And then, BAM! You channel your inner anime character, with eyes blazing and fists clenched, delivering your grand declaration as if you're about to duel for the fate of the universe.

In a world where the average person might casually check their portfolio once a week, you've turned investing into an epic saga. Your family thinks you're just checking stock prices, but in your mind, you're navigating treacherous financial waters, battling bearish monsters, and making daring escapes from market crashes. It's like Wall Street meets Dragon Ball Z, with you as the stock market warrior, armed with nothing but a smartphone and an iron will.

The punchline here is that while most people see the stock market as a means to an end—maybe a comfortable retirement or a dream vacation—you see it as the ultimate thrill ride. Forget roller coasters or bungee jumping; nothing gets your adrenaline pumping like a volatile market. Every dip is a potential disaster to avert, every peak a triumphant victory. And when your family suggests focusing on "real work," they clearly don't understand that for you, trading stocks isn't just a job—it's a calling.

So, next time they try to stage an intervention, just remind them: some people bet on horses, others on cards, but you? You bet on the Dow Jones. And in this high-stakes game of financial chess, you wouldn't have it any other way.

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